{"id":34415,"date":"2023-01-07T07:01:53","date_gmt":"2023-01-07T08:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peymantaeidi.net\/stem-cell\/?p=34415"},"modified":"2023-01-07T08:36:45","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T08:36:45","slug":"le-cyborg-ou-paraphysique-du-sport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peymantaeidi.net\/stem-cell\/2023\/01\/07\/le-cyborg-ou-paraphysique-du-sport\/","title":{"rendered":"Le cyborg ou paraphysique du sport"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Personne ne sut mieux<br \/>Que feu ( 1792 &#8211; 1836 ) Girolamo Segato<br \/>P\u00e9trifier, en fait, conserver le corps, c&#8217;est curieux<br \/>Les organes et tout le reste, tout restait beau<br \/>Il mourut avec son secret<br \/>De naturaliste, qui laisse le savant niais<br \/>Mais feu ( 1852 &#8211; 1927 ) le moine bouddhiste bouriate<br \/>Itigilov, en refit l&#8217;\u00e9chec et mat<br \/>De sa formule de soliste<br \/>Malgr\u00e9 la mort, les ans<br \/>Toujours le m\u00eame \u00e2ge<br \/>Le futur du dopage<br \/>Le corps toujours \u00e9l\u00e9gant<br \/>Mais sans aucun dopant<br \/>Chimie de la magie<br \/>Magie de la chimie<br \/>Il fait bien rire le cyclisme<br \/>Pour l&#8217;historien de la discipline<br \/>Le Tour de France et ses bonnes mines<br \/>A la moyenne horaire de cataclysme<br \/>C&#8217;est plus des v\u00e9los<br \/>Mais des v\u00e9lomoteurs<br \/>Plus vite qu&#8217;autrefois, sur piste, le record de l&#8217;heure<br \/>Vraiment, c&#8217;est tr\u00e8s rigolo !<br \/>Tous les sports sont professionnalis\u00e9s<br \/>Ce sont des m\u00e9tiers<br \/>Avec au bout, plus ou moins d&#8217;or<br \/>Tout est affaire de publicit\u00e9<br \/>Et du nombre de licenci\u00e9s, pour pouvoir s&#8217;identifier<br \/>Aussi le parent pauvre, est la marche \u00e0 pied<br \/>Pourtant, en 2013, enfin, un fran\u00e7ais a gagn\u00e9<br \/>Jean-Marie Rouault, le Paris-Colmar titanesque<br \/>Anciennement Paris-Strasbours, puis Strasbourg-Paris<br \/>Mais toujours, du mental, du corps, immense d\u00e9fi<br \/>A 49 ans, un record pour cette \u00e9preuve chevaleresque<br \/>Vingt ans apr\u00e8s No\u00ebl Dufay ( n\u00e9 en 1961)  ), enfin rattrap\u00e9 !<br \/>Mais le capitalisme<br \/>Aime tout ce qui est spectaculaire<br \/>Il en fait ses gargarismes<br \/>Football, rugby, tennis, etc. l&#8217;argent est dans l&#8217;air<br \/>Se doper<br \/>Pas pris, le geste plein d&#8217;aisance<br \/>Une rigolade, une hypocrisie<br \/>Le sport est le dopage<br \/>Le dopage est le sport<br \/>Le sport du dopage<br \/>Le dopage du sport<br \/>Des oxymorons pleins de rage !<br \/>Cela fait marcher tous les commerces<br \/>Le sport est comme une messe<br \/>Le sport du commerce<br \/>Le commerce du sport<br \/>Ses mafias votent au m\u00eame port<br \/>Aucune probit\u00e9 jamais n&#8217;en sort<br \/>Tous les trucages<br \/>Pour une performance<br \/>Qui \u00e0 la dignit\u00e9 sont une offense<br \/>Qui \u00e0 l&#8217;humanit\u00e9 sont une d\u00e9mence<br \/>Et d\u00e9j\u00e0, l&#8217;humain modifi\u00e9<br \/>Et d\u00e9j\u00e0, l&#8217;humain am\u00e9lior\u00e9<br \/>Pour des nouveaux records<br \/>Et au pilori, tous les remords<br \/>Et bient\u00f4t l&#8217;homme augment\u00e9<br \/>L&#8217;homme trich\u00e9, l&#8217;homme d\u00e9tourn\u00e9<br \/>L&#8217;homme qui n&#8217;est plus homme<br \/>Revu et corrig\u00e9, \u00f4 \u00e9trange bonhomme !<br \/>Ainsi \u00f4 cynisme<br \/>Le sportisme du capitalisme<br \/>Cela n&#8217;est plus l&#8217;entra\u00eenement<br \/>Cela n&#8217;est m\u00eame d\u00e9j\u00e0 plus l&#8217;organisation<br \/>Comme sur le Paris-Colmar \u00e0 la marche<br \/>Qui peuvent faire triompher la raison<br \/>Mais des corps en pleine mutation<br \/>Mais des cerveaux pr\u00e9par\u00e9s \u00e0 cette condition<br \/>Pour la technologie du sport<br \/>Pour le sport de la technologie<br \/>Le sportif est sa proth\u00e8se<br \/>Il est son postulat, sa th\u00e8se<br \/>Le contraire de l&#8217;homme de la rue<br \/>Qui d&#8217;ailleurs ne s&#8217; y reconna\u00eet plus !<br \/>Le sportif professionnel est un mutant<br \/>Comme une voiture, prototype, toujours devant<br \/>Non \u00e0 la robotique<br \/>Et au tout nanotechnologique<br \/>Et vive l&#8217;anarchie<br \/>Non \u00e0 l&#8217;humain g\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement modifi\u00e9<br \/>Non au cyborg financ\u00e9 par l&#8217;arm\u00e9e<br \/>Et d\u00e9j\u00e0 des sportifs aux proth\u00e8ses officialis\u00e9es<br \/>Du sportif post-humain au record indicible<br \/>Du soldat post-humain devenant invincible<br \/>Les douze paires de jambes<br \/>De ( n\u00e9e en 1976 ) Aimee Mullins, actrice, sportive, mannequin<br \/>Amput\u00e9e des deux jambes \u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e2ge d&#8217;un an, pourtant tr\u00e8s bien<br \/>Toutes les proth\u00e8ses<br \/>Vont devenir une synth\u00e8se !<br \/>Tous les appareils de la technologie<br \/>Sont effectivement des proth\u00e8ses<br \/>Puces dans le corps, la t\u00eate, \u00e0 l&#8217;aise<br \/>Et bient\u00f4t, internet puc\u00e9 dans la t\u00eate, du cerveau, future chimie<br \/>Nous sommes des cobayes<br \/>De la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 artificielle<br \/>Qui nous utilise, nous b\u00e2ille<br \/>Avec sa neurochirurgie qui fait du z\u00e8le !<br \/>Et voici ( n\u00e9 en 1986 ) Oscar Pistorius, pas vilain<br \/>Prototype pour les membres en moins<br \/>D\u00e8s la naissance<br \/>Les manettes \u00e0 puces et proth\u00e8ses \u00e9lectroniques<br \/>Seront notre gouvernance<br \/>D\u00e8s la naissance<br \/>Bienvenue \u00e0 Gattaca sera ringard, tout sera quantique !<br \/>Des puces et proth\u00e8ses \u00e9lectroniques<br \/>De moindre qualit\u00e9, pour les pauvres<br \/>Des puces et proth\u00e8ses \u00e9lectroniques<br \/>De grande qualit\u00e9, pour les riches<br \/>Pour se mettre dans la peau d&#8217;un champion<br \/>Pour faire de son corps un cam\u00e9l\u00e9on<br \/>Le corps du lundi, le corps du mardi<br \/>Le corps du samedi et dimanche<br \/>Le corps pour sortir<br \/>Le corps pour ob\u00e9ir<br \/>Le corps pour s\u00e9duire<br \/>Le corps pour battre des records<br \/>Le corps pour faire le fort<br \/>Le corps sur mesure<br \/>Le corps sans usure<br \/>Des mains artificielles<br \/>Des jambes artificielles<br \/>L&#8217;ut\u00e9rus artificiel<br \/>L&#8217;\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 c\u00e9r\u00e9brale artificielle<br \/>Le tout artificiel<br \/>Dans une soci\u00e9t\u00e9 totalement artificielle !<br \/>Nous y allons d&#8217;un grand pas<br \/>Aussi effroyable que c&#8217;est in\u00e9luctable<br \/>En fait, nous y sommes d\u00e9j\u00e0 !<br \/>Nous ne voulions pas de l&#8217;anarchie<br \/>Nous aurons donc cela, quand tout sera vraiment fini<br \/>Une nouvelle richesse<br \/>Avec des nouvelles puces et proth\u00e8ses<br \/>Une nouvelle pauvret\u00e9<br \/>Avec d&#8217;anciennes puces et proth\u00e8ses<br \/>Une tyrannie augment\u00e9e<br \/>Et m\u00eame plus l&#8217;id\u00e9e de contester<br \/>L&#8217;id\u00e9e de contester supprim\u00e9e<br \/>Il faudra alors se r\u00e9signer<br \/>Car la contestation de l&#8217;id\u00e9e<br \/>Est l&#8217;id\u00e9e de la contestation<br \/>La soci\u00e9t\u00e9 spectaculaire marchande techno-industrielle<br \/>A comme logique aboutissement la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 artificielle<br \/>L&#8217;humain n&#8217;y a plus sa place<br \/>C&#8217;est pour le post-humain qui est de glace<br \/>Comme feu ( 1919 &#8211; 1960 ) Fausto Coppi, roi du v\u00e9lo<br \/>Qui du Tour de France d&#8217;aujourd&#8217;hui, serait un ballot<br \/>Le dernier des idiots<br \/>Parmi des mutants, aux nouvelles peaux<br \/>En marche athl\u00e9tique<br \/>Sur Paris &#8211; Colmar, \u00f4 \u00e9preuve dynamique<br \/>D&#8217;une \u00e9poque l&#8217;autre, le chronom\u00e8tre ne varie gu\u00e8re<br \/>Le corps fait ce qu&#8217;il peut, p\u00e9p\u00e8re<br \/>Mais toujours un moral d&#8217;enfer !<br \/>C&#8217;est l&#8217;oppos\u00e9 de la course automobile<br \/>Qui ne pla\u00eet qu&#8217;aux imb\u00e9ciles<br \/>Tout est au niveau technologique<br \/>Et tr\u00e8s peu au niveau psychologique<br \/>Il y a des journaux de commerce<br \/>Il n&#8217;y a pas de journaux de sport<br \/>Puisque le sport est devenu un commerce<br \/>Surtout les sports collectifs, \u00f4 sinistres kermesses<br \/>Aller au stade ou \u00e0 la messe<br \/>C&#8217;est comme une ivresse<br \/>C&#8217;est comme une paire de fesses<br \/>Cela met les foules en liesse<br \/>C&#8217;est aussi un refuge, \u00e0 la mis\u00e8re, une caresse<br \/>C&#8217;est en v\u00e9rit\u00e9 le masque de la d\u00e9tresse<br \/>Quand la r\u00e9flexion se fait paresse<br \/>Ainsi \u00e0 n&#8217;importe quoi, l&#8217;on tresse !<\/p>\n<p>Patrice Faubert ( 2013 ) pu\u00e8te, peu\u00e8te, pou\u00e8te, paraphysicien ( http:\/\/patrice.faubert.over-blog.com\/ ) Pat dit l&#8217;invit\u00e9 sur ( http:\/\/www.hiway-glk.fr\/ )<\/p>\n<p>No one knew better<br \/>What fire (1792 &#8211; 1836) Girolamo Segato<br \/>To petrify, in fact, to preserve the body, it is curious<br \/>Organs and everything else, everything still beautiful<br \/>He died with his secret<br \/>Of a naturalist, who leaves the silly scientist<br \/>But the late ( 1852 &#8211; 1927 ) the Buryat Buddhist monk<br \/>Itigilov, again checkmate<br \/>From his solo formula<br \/>Despite death, the years<br \/>Still the same age<br \/>The future of doping<br \/>The always elegant body<br \/>But without any doping<br \/>chemistry of magic<br \/>magic of chemistry<br \/>He makes cycling a lot of fun<br \/>For the historian of the discipline<br \/>The Tour de France and its good looks<br \/>At Cataclysm Hourly Average<br \/>It&#8217;s more bikes<br \/>But mopeds<br \/>Faster than before, on the track, the hour record<br \/>Really, it&#8217;s very funny!<br \/>All sports are professionalized<br \/>These are trades<br \/>With at the end, more or less gold<br \/>It&#8217;s all about advertising<br \/>And the number of licensees, to be able to identify<br \/>Also the poor relation, is walking<br \/>However, in 2013, finally, a Frenchman won<br \/>Jean-Marie Rouault, the titanic Paris-Colmar<br \/>Formerly Paris-Strasbours, then Strasbourg-Paris<br \/>But always, from the mind, from the body, huge challenge<br \/>At 49, a record for this chivalrous event<br \/>Twenty years after No\u00ebl Dufay (born in 1961), finally caught up!<br \/>But capitalism<br \/>love anything spectacular<br \/>He gargles it<br \/>Football, rugby, tennis, etc. money is in the air<br \/>Doping<br \/>Not taken, the gesture full of ease<br \/>A joke, a hypocrisy<br \/>Sport is doping<br \/>Doping is sport<br \/>The sport of doping<br \/>sports doping<br \/>Oxymorons full of rage!<br \/>It makes all the businesses work<br \/>Sport is like a mass<br \/>The sport of commerce<br \/>The sports business<br \/>Its mafias vote at the same port<br \/>No probity ever comes out<br \/>All tricks<br \/>For a performance<br \/>Who to dignity are an offense<br \/>Who to humanity are dementia<br \/>And already, the modified human<br \/>And already, the enhanced human<br \/>For new records<br \/>And in the pillory, all the remorse<br \/>And soon the increased man<br \/>The cheated man, the hijacked man<br \/>The man who is no longer a man<br \/>Reviewed and corrected, O strange man!<br \/>So oh cynicism<br \/>The sportism of capitalism<br \/>This is no longer training<br \/>This is no longer even the organization<br \/>As on the Paris-Colmar walk<br \/>Who can make reason triumph<br \/>But changing bodies<br \/>But brains prepared for this condition<br \/>For sports technology<br \/>For the sport of technology<br \/>The athlete is his prosthesis<br \/>It is his postulate, his thesis<br \/>The opposite of the man in the street<br \/>Who, moreover, does not recognize himself in it anymore!<br \/>The professional athlete is a mutant<br \/>Like a car, prototype, always ahead<br \/>No to robotics<br \/>And at all nanotechnology<br \/>And long live anarchy<br \/>No to genetically modified humans<br \/>No to the military-funded cyborg<br \/>And already athletes with official prostheses<br \/>From post-human athlete to unspeakable record<br \/>From the post-human soldier becoming invincible<br \/>The twelve pairs of legs<br \/>From (born in 1976) Aimee Mullins, actress, sportswoman, model<br \/>Both legs amputated at the age of one year, yet very well<br \/>All prostheses<br \/>Will become a synthesis!<br \/>All technology devices<br \/>Are actually prostheses<br \/>Fleas in the body, head, comfortable<br \/>And soon, internet chipped in the head, brain, future chemistry<br \/>We are guinea pigs<br \/>Of the artificial society<br \/>Who uses us, yawns us<br \/>With his zealous neurosurgery!<br \/>And here is (born in 1986) Oscar Pistorius, not naughty<br \/>Prototype for minus limbs<br \/>From birth<br \/>Chip controllers and electronic prostheses<br \/>Will be our governance<br \/>From birth<br \/>Welcome to Gattaca will be corny, everything will be quantum!<br \/>Microchips and electronic prostheses<br \/>Lower quality, for the poor<br \/>Microchips and electronic prostheses<br \/>High quality, for the rich<br \/>To put yourself in the shoes of a champion<br \/>To make his body a chameleon<br \/>Monday&#8217;s body, Tuesday&#8217;s body<br \/>The body of Saturday and Sunday<br \/>The body to go out<br \/>The body to obey<br \/>The body to seduce<br \/>The body to break records<br \/>The body to make the fort<br \/>The custom body<br \/>The wear-free body<br \/>artificial hands<br \/>artificial legs<br \/>The artificial uterus<br \/>artificial brain electricity<br \/>All artificial<br \/>In a totally artificial society!<br \/>We are taking a big step<br \/>As appalling as it is inescapable<br \/>In fact, we are already there!<br \/>We didn&#8217;t want anarchy<br \/>So we&#8217;ll have this, when it&#8217;s all really over<br \/>A new wealth<br \/>With new chips and prostheses<br \/>A new poverty<br \/>With old chips and prostheses<br \/>An augmented tyranny<br \/>And even more the idea of contesting<br \/>The idea of contesting removed<br \/>It will then be necessary to resign<br \/>Because the contestation of the idea<br \/>Is the idea of contestation<br \/>The spectacular techno-industrial mercantile society<br \/>Has as a logical outcome the artificial society<br \/>The human has no place<br \/>It&#8217;s for the post-human who is frozen<br \/>As fire ( 1919 &#8211; 1960 ) Fausto Coppi, king of the bicycle<br \/>Who in today&#8217;s Tour de France would be a nerd<br \/>The last of the idiots<br \/>Among mutants, with new skins<br \/>In race walking<br \/>On Paris &#8211; Colmar, oh dynamic test<br \/>From one era to another, the chronometer hardly varies<br \/>The body does what it can, cushy<br \/>But still a hell of a morale!<br \/>It&#8217;s the opposite of car racing<br \/>Who only pleases fools<br \/>It&#8217;s all about technology<br \/>And very little at the psychological level<br \/>There are trade journals<br \/>There are no sports newspapers<br \/>Since sport has become a business<br \/>Especially team sports, oh sinister fairs<br \/>Go to the stadium or to mass<br \/>It&#8217;s like drunkenness<br \/>It&#8217;s like a pair of buttocks<br \/>It makes the crowds cheer<br \/>It is also a refuge, to misery, a caress<br \/>It is in truth the mask of distress<br \/>When thinking becomes laziness<br \/>So whatever, we braid!<\/p>\n<p>Patrice Faubert ( 2013 ) pu\u00e8te, peu\u00e8te, pou\u00e8te, paraphysician ( http:\/\/patrice.faubert.over-blog.com\/ ) Pat says the guest on ( http:\/\/www.hiway-glk.fr\/ )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Personne ne sut mieuxQue feu ( 1792 &#8211; 1836 ) Girolamo SegatoP\u00e9trifier, en fait, 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